27 Jul 2011

Wow! I just found out I’ve been elected as Chairman Of The Olympic Committee For Getting People Who Don’t Give A Stuff About The Olympics To Give A Stuff About The Olympics.

My first campaign will be, “Come To London in 2012: The Aquarium Will Still Be Ace.”

I’ll follow up with my second campaign, “Enjoyed The Aquarium? You Could Watch Some Humans Swim Next, I Suppose.”

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